karma: 50+ (astute compelling funny succinct)
last visit: Tue 6 May 2008
member since: Sun 14 Jan 2001
also found on: http://swagradio.org

say a little something to the people at home:
A disk jockey who uses culture jamming and fragmentation techniques in radio format development. Likes cigars, coffee. Hates a lot of things. A Scorpio. Creator and host of SwaG!, a radio program featuring punk, junk, funk; jazz, jass, sass; Sammy Davis Jr., wax cylinders, carbon-monoxide-filled garage, inbred hillbilly, glue-sniffing rockabilly, psycho sickabilly, and poems by Rod McKuen and Paul Lynde. Tune in Wednesdays at 9 p.m. Eastern US on WIDR.

when you think 'BatGuano,' think:
SwaG!

all these things (a desert island list):
 o Bad Music for Bad People :: The Cramps
 o Best of (album) :: Dick Dale and the Deltones
 o Cavelcade (album) :: The Lonesome Organist
 o Grand Theft Auto III :: Rockstar
 o Helter Stupid (album) :: Negativland
 o iMac (videogame) :: Steve Jobs
 o Naked City (album) :: John Zorn
 o Never Mind The Bollocks :: Sex Pistols
 o The Oblivians Play 9 Songs With Mister Quintron (album) :: The Oblivians
 o Orange (album) :: Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
 o Pop Tatari :: The Boredoms
 o Ramones (album) :: Ramones
 o Ren & Stimpy (tvshow) :: John K.
 o Trike (album) :: Bob Log III

BatGuano's favorite words:
maybe(181), saddam(160), might(150), thought(131), world(128), president(128), country(120), government(116), still(114), point(107)

the exploding plastic inevitable, as told by BatGuano... (most recent comments)

subject	Prostitution, in the game? (2 replies)
rating	1.5 funny (+funny)
posted	Tue 6 May 7:42am
in	Grand Theft Auto IV

subject	Re: Damn! (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 19 Dec 7:26am
in	A Warped Solar System In An Increasingly Strange Galaxy

subject	Damn! (2 replies)
rating	1.5 funny (+funny)
posted	Mon 17 Dec 9:16am
in	A Warped Solar System In An Increasingly Strange Galaxy

subject	Advantage of Tape (1 reply)
rating	2 succinct (+compelling / +succinct)
posted	Mon 13 Aug 4:10am
in	Cassette Tapes — Still Hanging In There 20 Years Past Their Obsolescence

subject	OMG!!! Barak is SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 8 Aug 8:04am
in	Obama Says He'd Invade Pakistan

subject	Whose Fall Guy Was He? (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Tue 3 Jul 9:59am
in	Scooter Scoots — 30 Month Jail Sentence Wiped Away

subject	Call George Tuesday
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Mon 2 Jul 8:12pm
in	Scooter Scoots — 30 Month Jail Sentence Wiped Away

subject	Go with Rahm's plan. (2 replies)
rating	2 helpful (+informative / +helpful)
posted	Tue 26 Jun 6:57am
in	Above The Law: Cheney's Four Years Of Defiance

subject	Sucessful Impression
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Tue 12 Jun 8:37am
in	Leggo That Logo! — The Worst Logo In The World?

subject	Re: Learn the Facts
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 2 May 11:43am
in	Kucinich Calls To Oust Cheney

subject	Re: Learn the Facts
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Tue 1 May 1:03pm
in	Kucinich Calls To Oust Cheney

subject	Here's an impeachable offense. (1 reply)
rating	1.5 informative (+informative)
posted	Tue 1 May 6:22am
in	Kucinich Calls To Oust Cheney

subject	Re: You can take off the kneepads, mcmath.
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 25 Apr 7:04am
in	Stephen Colbert Changes The Language Of Political Discourse

subject	Shock Jock
rating	1.5 astute (+astute)
posted	Thu 12 Apr 9:39am
in	'Imus In The Morning' — Shock Jock Says Something Shocking, Jocular

subject	Re: So regarding regulation of CO2
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 4 Apr 8:27am
in	EPA Can (And Must) Regulate CO2

subject	EPA Is Safeguarding the Waters of My Hometown (1 reply)
rating	2.5 interesting (+interesting / +informative / +interesting)
posted	Wed 4 Apr 8:06am
in	EPA Can (And Must) Regulate CO2

subject	Gonzales is gone in 3... 2... 1... (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 15 Mar 8:02am
in	Fired U.S. Attorneys Explode Into Scandal

subject	U Doodz Doo need 2 rite bettr (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 14 Mar 7:24am
in	Ten Little Questions — Some Of Them Loaded?

subject	It Don't Work!
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Fri 9 Mar 9:36am
in	'The Secret' To Life, The Universe, And Everything

subject	Re: Image is everything (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 8 Mar 8:19am
in	The Best Medical Attention Our Nation's Wounded Can Receive?

subject	Re: wait a minute...
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 8 Mar 8:08am
in	Guilty As Charged — 'Scooter' Is A Felon

subject	Re: What I found odd was the school's
rating	2 astute (+succinct / +astute)
posted	Sun 4 Mar 5:31pm
in	Does 'Gay' Mean Stupid And Therefore, Hateful? Damned Straight

subject	Re: Questioning Mr. Bill...
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Sat 3 Mar 11:26am
in	Flavors Of Censorship

subject	I like Boobs, but...
rating	1.5 witty (+witty)
posted	Thu 1 Mar 11:07am
in	Cheney's Makin' Trouble Tour

subject	Cheney is an Incompetent Boob (1 reply)
rating	4 interesting (+interesting / +interesting / +helpful / +interesting / +interesting / +interesting)
posted	Wed 28 Feb 8:57am
in	Cheney's Makin' Trouble Tour

subject	Films Don't Prove Jack
rating	1.5 astute (+astute)
posted	Tue 27 Feb 8:52am
in	Is James Cameron Trying To Kill Jesus Christ?

subject	Just More Lack of Planning for Reality
rating	1 irrelevant (+succinct / -irrelevant / +astute / -irrelevant)
posted	Thu 22 Feb 11:05am
in	Supporting The Troops: A Short History

subject	Re: In my fantasy world... (3 replies)
rating	0.5 disingenuous (-disingenuous)
posted	Mon 12 Feb 8:19am
in	Hotspot Hosts Risk Legal Hot Water

subject	In my fantasy world... (1 reply)
rating	1.5 nuanced (+nuanced)
posted	Mon 12 Feb 6:59am
in	Hotspot Hosts Risk Legal Hot Water

subject	Re: 9 out of 10 cities agree (2 replies)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Sun 4 Feb 11:47am
in	Moon: 1, Boston: 0 — Experts Thwarted By Cartoon Invasion ?

subject	1/31 Changed Everything
rating	2.5 funny (+funny / +succinct / +funny)
posted	Sat 3 Feb 10:23am
in	Moon: 1, Boston: 0 — Experts Thwarted By Cartoon Invasion ?

subject	Pole, Line, Hook, Bait
rating	1.5 astute (+astute)
posted	Thu 1 Feb 9:35am
in	'They All Suck': The Right Handicaps 2008

subject	Re: Webb Rocked
rating	1.5 nuanced (+nuanced)
posted	Wed 24 Jan 10:48am
in	'State Of The Union — Never Stronger' And Other Urban Myths

subject	Webb Rocked (2 replies)
rating	2.5 helpful (+astute / +astute / +helpful)
posted	Wed 24 Jan 8:14am
in	'State Of The Union — Never Stronger' And Other Urban Myths

subject	Re: Bush Doesn't Want 20,000 Troops
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 11 Jan 5:58pm
in	The New Way Forward Surges On

subject	Re: Let's Win This One!
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Tue 9 Jan 1:50pm
in	The New Way Forward Surges On

subject	Let's Win This One! (1 reply)
rating	2.5 brilliant (+compelling / +clever / +brilliant)
posted	Tue 9 Jan 8:46am
in	The New Way Forward Surges On

subject	Re: Past results != future performance
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Sat 6 Jan 11:34am
in	Pat Robertson, The False Prophet

subject	It Depends (2 replies)
rating	1.5 astute (+astute)
posted	Tue 2 Jan 12:24pm
in	Free To Be Messy

subject	A Letter to Great Warlord Bush
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Sat 30 Dec 5:17pm
in	Saddam Belongs To The Ages (1937-2006)

subject	Re: nice work eds! (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Tue 23 May 11:39am
in	Sometimes A Cigar Isn't A Cigar

subject	Re: Heil!
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Mon 1 May 1:54pm
in	'Nuestro Himno' Is Spanish For The Star Spangled Banner

subject	Re: Heil!
rating	0.5 disingenuous (-disingenuous)
posted	Mon 1 May 10:27am
in	'Nuestro Himno' Is Spanish For The Star Spangled Banner

subject	Re: Heil! (1 reply)
rating	0.5 disingenuous (-disingenuous)
posted	Mon 1 May 6:17am
in	'Nuestro Himno' Is Spanish For The Star Spangled Banner

subject	Oh! The Outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1 reply)
rating	0.5 disingenuous (+compelling / -obnoxious / -disingenuous)
posted	Sun 30 Apr 11:22am
in	'Nuestro Himno' Is Spanish For The Star Spangled Banner

subject	Re: Preemptive War Is For the Psychotic and
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 19 Apr 7:48am
in	Bush Goes Godwin!

subject	Preemptive War Is For the Psychotic and Retarded (1 reply)
rating	2.5 incoherent (+compelling / +astute / +astute / +astute / -incoherent)
posted	Tue 18 Apr 10:39am
in	Bush Goes Godwin!

subject	Re: Yes (2 replies)
rating	1.5 succinct (+succinct)
posted	Thu 6 Apr 9:28am
in	Are Newspapers Yesterday's News?

subject	Does it really need to be said anymore? (3 replies)
rating	3.5 astute (-obnoxious / +succinct / +succinct / -disingenuous / +astute / +astute / +underrated / +brilliant / +astute)
posted	Tue 4 Apr 6:46am
in	The Jill Carroll Story — In The Eye Of The Beholder

subject	Congratulations Right Wing Bloggers!
rating	1.5 funny (-disingenuous / -obnoxious / +succinct / +scholarly / +funny)
posted	Wed 29 Mar 8:49am
in	The Brief Rise And Quick Fall Of Ben Domenech

subject	Horny (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Fri 10 Mar 11:38am
in	Thirteen

subject	Re: Plant A Damn Tree, Already
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Tue 7 Mar 10:09pm
in	The Heat Is On

subject	Plant A Damn Tree, Already (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Tue 7 Mar 5:41pm
in	The Heat Is On

subject	We're Going to Mars! (2 replies)
rating	2.5 helpful (+compelling / +informative / +helpful)
posted	Wed 1 Feb 10:55am
in	State Of The Union 2006 — Is America Heading In The 'Right' Direction?

subject	Re: A different spin...
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 26 Jan 9:53am
in	In Government We Trust?

subject	Re: A different spin...
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 26 Jan 8:02am
in	In Government We Trust?

subject	A different spin... (5 replies)
rating	2 intriguing (+interesting / +intriguing)
posted	Wed 25 Jan 2:24pm
in	In Government We Trust?

subject	I Believe In Penn Jillette (1 reply)
rating	2 succinct (+astute / +succinct)
posted	Mon 9 Jan 11:51am
in	Heavens Yes, Or Hell No? The Many Ways Of Not Believing

subject	Re: The GOP might just take you up on that
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 5 Jan 3:51pm
in	Is The President Above Congressional Law?

subject	Re: Well, He Should Be Impeached
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 5 Jan 1:00pm
in	Is The President Above Congressional Law?

subject	Re: The GOP might just take you up on that (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 5 Jan 12:55pm
in	Is The President Above Congressional Law?

subject	Re: Well, He Should Be Impeached
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Thu 5 Jan 9:33am
in	Is The President Above Congressional Law?

subject	Well, He Should Be Impeached (5 replies)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 4 Jan 11:28am
in	Is The President Above Congressional Law?

subject	The Great Disillusionment (1 reply)
rating	1 (no moderations)
posted	Wed 4 Jan 8:43am
in	Things To Come In 2006 (2nd Annual)

 BatGuano has had 2 writeups published...

title He Never Calls, We Never Write - President Bush And The Press (comments: 58)

posted Sun 21 Jul 10:34am

title Sad Cad Mad Lad Rag Bad - Former Maxim Editor Shares His Shame (comments: 44)

posted Tue 4 Jun 5:08pm